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Russell Brand made what I’m sure he thought was a good joke about his sex life with ex-wife Katy Perry during a recent stand-up routine at a show in London. He mis-judged this one.

Speaking at a warm-up gig for his Messiah Complex tour at the Soho Theater on July 31, Brand joked that after his divorce he considered becoming a monk

“When you’re a monk, you’re not allowed to have sex with anyone,” Brand reportedly said. “When you’re married, it’s one person. That’s one more than a monk. It’s not that different.”
To the 38-year-old comedian being married to one person is apparently no different than being celibate. He went on to quip that he would often have to fantasize about other women.

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“I’d be having sex thinking, ‘think of anyone, anyone else.'”

Brand ended his marriage to Perry, 28, in December of 2011. In a recent interview with Vogue magazine, the “Firework” singer revealed that the comedian sent her a text message on New Year’s Eve asking for a divorce.

Maybe that should’ve been the joke. “You ever broke up with someone by text?”

Source: NY Daily News